Road idiots:

At night, they drive towards you with full lights..

At night, they drive behind you with full lights..

At traffic stops, they hoot behind you..

They stop suddenly after overtaking you (blue-band tins)..

Flying police patrol cars with blaring sirens force you off the road. You regain your composure and attempt to rejoin the traffic. 3 or 4 idiots cut you off as they fly after the patrol cars, greedily gobbling up the vacuum created thereby..

They tailgate you. Very disconcerting (blue-band tins)..

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A blue band tin!

In fast flowing traffic, they cut in ahead of you without warning (blue-band tins)..

They are crawling erratically at snail’s pace ahead of you, you eventually overtake them and they are busy on phone..

Speeding towards you, they misjudge their overtaking distance and force you off the road to avoid a head-on collision..

The reverse of the above, squeezing between you and the vehicle ahead of you, forcing you to brake suddenly to avoid hitting them (blue-band tins)..

They throw trash indiscriminately out through their windows..

Pedestrians crossing the road leisurely like honeymooning cows..

Et al..

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This is guest blog by Genza Peter who accepted my request to post it here after he had posted this as his Facebook status.

Patricia Kahill

Patricia Kahill is a multipotentialite Christian entrepreneur founder of the 8 years old Digital Marketing agency, Kahill Insights Company Limited that helps business owners create engaging and interactive content items for digital platforms with a focus on return on investment. Patricia is currently the producer of SlamDunk Basketball Talk a show on House of Talent online TV, a fellow at Harvest Institute for leadership, and alumni of the YELP class of 2017. She is driven by passion and curiosity with an ambition of stamping her footprint on the world.

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