Road idiots: At night, they drive towards you with full lights.. At night, they drive behind you with full lights.. At traffic stops, they hoot behind you.. They stop suddenly after overtaking you (blue-band tins).. Flying police patrol cars with blaring sirens force you off the road. You regain your composure and attempt to rejoin the traffic. 3 or 4 idiots cut you off as they fly after the patrol cars, greedily gobbling up the vacuum created thereby.. They tailgate you. Very disconcerting (blue-band tins).. In fast flowing traffic, they cut in ahead of you without warning (blue-band tins).. They are crawling erratically at snail’s pace ahead of you, you…


