When somebody gives you a sexy look, you know they’re trying. It’s terrible! But when you smile, it’s so much sexier. BITCH= Beautiful Individual That Creates Hard-on’s. If you’re going to be sexy in a photo, you’d better be thinking about sex rather than about being sexy. Just when the mood is set and we are about to feel our skin touching, you stop. Then the mood is dead. There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these are the mighty wheels! It’s erotic if you’re using a feather. It’s kinky if you’re using the whole damn chicken. Graze on my lips;…
